Pelipper- The most annoying bird in Hoenn

There is literally almost nothing to say about this thing other than the fact that they are generally very slow thinkers.

I'm not joking.

A predator could be coming after them and they just sit there and look at it, only deciding to be terrified for their lives only seconds before the predator gets their teeth and claws on it, and for many of them it's actually too late to escape.
It's amazing this species is so numerous and not on the brink of extinction.

To make things worse, they tend to be absolute jerks to beach-goers.
If their not pooping on sun tanners or into the open mouths of old people taking naps in their chairs or hammocks, they're shooting full blast Water guns / Hydro pumps at children in order to scare them off so they can steal away their ice cream treats or hotdogs.
That kind of behavior can be seen here:


Oh yeah, and it only gets worse from there.
Every Spring these literal flying Raticates from hell will all gather up to produce from their horrible gaping mouths the ear-splitting screeches from the unimaginable depths of the Distortion world that is their mating call for hours on end at night for about 2 weeks and then afterward a mated pair will then produce up to 6 to13 eggs (okay, well that kinda explains why they aren't extinct) to create life anew and then restart the horrendous cycle that is the life of a Wingull / Pelipper....

No seriously, fuck this bird.
Or better yet, just don't live anywhere near Dewford town where the numbers for these things is off the charts.